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Wearing a Mask in 2023 Is a Statement That You're Retarded

7 months ago

If you haven't gotten the message by now, covering your face with polypropylene from China is dumb.

Sell Me Your Product, Then Promptly Shut the Fuck Up

11 months ago

Corporations seem to think they need to hold my hand and tell me how to live when all I want to do is buy their crap.

She-Hulk Proves That in the Marvel Universe, Men Are the Enemy

08.20.2022

I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.

Promote an Open Business With Anti-Mandate Entry Signs

01.23.2022

Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of worthless politicians.

Dr. Fauci Is the Scientist From The Dark Crystal

01.21.2022

Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his creative puppetry.

Call of Duty Thinks You're Too Retarded to Handle Foul Language

6 months ago

Go ahead and murder that guy. It's cool. Just don't say any mean things to him because it might hurt his feelings.

Google's Retarded Censorship Machine Doesn't like My Opinions

7 months ago

The most prolific distributor of lies and propaganda on the entire planet says my inane takes are harmful.

Dexter: New Blood is Yet Another Master Class in Failure

01.18.2022

Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.

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I Think MSNBC Has Turned Me Into a Super Gay Racist

12.01.2021

The constant badgering about how horrible I am for simply existing has finally made me change my ways.

The Curious Case of Ingesting Ivermectin

09.23.2021

Ivermectin may only familiarize patients with aisle nine at Tractor Supply, but no kidney stone should be left unturned.

J.J. Abrams Killed the Star Trek Franchise

09.08.2021

The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that once expertly challenged moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.

The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test

03.28.2021

Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.

The New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason

03.20.2021

After a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.

Terminator's Salsa-Savvy Savior: The Heroine of Dark Fate

11.07.2019

Terminator: Dark Fate's Dani Ramos is a taco-loving, quesadilla-crafting Latina who just so happens to possess an uncanny knack for escaping killer robots.

Thanks for Ruining Jennifer Lawrence, Mr. iCloud Hacker Guy

09.06.2014

Jennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.

Kawk Rings by Tad 2

08.18.2013

Our product engineers have painstakingly crafted a whole new series in our elongated line of famous jewelry for your jewels.

Kawk Rings by Tad

12.20.2010

The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!

I Literally Just Broke Up With English

12.15.2010

I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English. What has English done, you may ask, to merit such scorn and derision?

Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People

12.05.2010

It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.

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