Sometimes Mr. Poopy likes to go for a swim! Other times, Mr. Poopy likes to dive into the depths to explore magical porcelain wonderlands! Select the graphic that best indicates whether Mr. Poopy is a swimmer or a diver.

He's a swimmer. Mr. Poopy stays afloat, like a cuban trying to make it to Florida.

He's a diver. Mr. Poopy sinks to the bottom like the Titanic.

Some pieces sink, others surface. Mr. Poopy breaks apart like an old Russian submarine.

Does Mr. Poopy like to exercise? Mr. Poopy can be big and strong if you feed him plenty of hearty meals and keep him adequately hydrated. However, without proper nutrition and care, Mr. Poopy can become weak and flacid. Select the graphic that best indicates whether Mr. Poopy is big, mean, fighting machine or just a lanky little turd.

He's gooey and wet. Mr. Poopy is like a thick spaghetti sauce.

He's squishy, yet solid. Mr. Poopy has a nice solid consistency.

He's rock hard. Mr. Poopy feels like he was carved from marble.

Just how big is Mr. Poopy? Is he small and compact? Is he large and in charge? Is Mr. Poopy's bite just as big as his bark? Select the graphic that best indicates Mr. Poopy's brawn.

He's light, less than 100 grams. Mr. Poopy is light and easy to deploy.

He's stocky, around 200 grams. Mr. Poopy makes a cool splash.

He's a big boy, nearly a pound. Mr. Poopy almost wrecks the toilet.

Does Mr. Poopy come over often? Does Mr. Poopy neglect you? Mr. Poopy should be a reliable friend who visits daily. After a hot day at the office, Mr. Poopy needs to cool off and enjoy a relaxing afternoon in the pool. Select the graphic that best indicates the frequency of Mr. Poopy's visits.

He comes once or twice a week. Mr. Poopy doesn't come very often because you 'fast' all the time.

He comes every other day. Mr. Poopy has a fairly open schedule.

He comes every single day. Mr. Poopy is dropped off at the pool every day.

Is Mr. Poopy happy and bright? Is he red with embarassment? You can always tell what kind of attitude Mr. Poopy has by the color of his face. Select the graphic that best indicates the mood of Mr. Poopy.

He's yellowish. Mr. Poopy is yellow, similiar to his color during your infancy.

He's dark brownish. Mr. Poopy is the stereotypical 'shit brown' color.

He's reddish. Mr. Poopy is red and for some reason it hurts when he's evacuated.

Sometimes Mr. Poopy forgets to put on his deodorant. After a hard day of work, he can sure stink up the place! It's always best to remind Mr. Poopy to keep himself as clean as possible. Select the graphic that best indicates how much odor Mr. Poopy is giving off today.

He doesn't really smell at all. Mr. Poopy has a light odor, but nothing that can't be solved with a simple flush.

He's quite pungent. Mr. Poopy is quite potent and usually asks you to turn the fan on.

He smells like rotting flesh. Mr. Poopy smells like death itself and often requires calling the Fire Department.

Mr. Poopy is like a chameleon, his size and shape can change and he can take on any form. Is Mr. Poopy an army of small soldiers? Is Mr. Poopy a creamy delight? Select the graphic that best indicates the shape of Mr. Poopy.

He's a pebble-like chunk with friends. Mr. Poopy is small, chunky, and has decided to bring his friends along.

He's like soft serve. Mr. Poopy has the same texture and thickness of chocolate ice cream and melts just as quickly.

He's like a ripe poop banana. Mr. Poopy looks like a delicious brown banana!

He's like a hard stone. Mr. Poopy is shaped like a rocky science fiction monster.

He's a liquid being. Mr. Poopy is like Campbell's Chunky Soup and fills the bowl up right.

He's a mudmonkey. Mr. Poopy is thick and muddy, much like a nice big bowl of pudding.