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• What is Mental Discharge?
• What browsers are supported?
• My pop-up blocker seems to be screwing up the site.
• I find your Web site to be offensive.
• Can I work for you and become your slave, master?
• I found [such and such] funny. Can I use it on my site?
What is Mental Discharge?
Mental Discharge is a creative comedy venue. We are dedicated to exploring, mocking, and very much enjoying the diversity and ridiculousness of popular culture. You may find it extremely funny, horribly derogatory, or incredibly stupid. Nonetheless, if you have a sense of humor and an open mind, we invite you to hop onboard this magic carpet ride.
The information in front of you is presented in English in the form of letters, written representations of sounds made during human speech. Each letter is presented alongside other letters to form "words," printing that symbolizes ideas and meanings. These words are, in turn, strung out from left to right to form "sentences," each containing a subject and a predicate. When you see the little "." symbol, that means a sentence has stopped and a new one shall begin. For more information on how to read, please visit your local library. It's the really tall building with the empty parking lot.
Mental Discharge III: The Trilogy is the next chapter in the Mental Discharge saga. Featuring a new design, fresh user interface, and a custom community-based atmosphere, Mental Discharge III is designed to improve upon the lackluster elements of the previous Web site, despite its once flourishing popularity and prestige, and continue the epic story of Steven's quest to maintain a Web site actively for more than a month.
What browsers are supported?
Mental Discharge works in the two browsers that matter: Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox. No, Safari, Opera, and Chrome aren't browsers that matter (although our site works in them as well). We employ tons of tables, minimal CSS, deprecated tags, and in many areas, our site does not validate with W3C. If the way this site is coded actually offends you, feel free to jerk off to some tech blogs on Wired. You certainly won't be using the time to impress the opposite sex.
My pop-up blocker seems to be screwing up the site.
Mental Discharge does not support any pop-up, pop-under, or advertising methods designed to annoy the absolute shit out of you, nor intentionally circumvent or bypass the security preferences of your browser. Pop-up and ad blockers are not necessary here. You can safely surf Mental Discharge without having to wear a condom.
If you experience pop-up advertising while browsing Mental Discharge, you've got malware, son. Go fix it.
I find your Web site to be offensive.
It's too bad we couldn't entertain you. Here's the door.
Can I work for you and become your slave, master?
If you can contribute to our insanity, write proper English, and have a greater attention span than Joaquin Phoenix having a sit down with David Letterman, feel free to go to our application page, fill out the form, and show us what you've got. If your skills pay the bills, you're onboard.
I found [such and such] funny. Can I use it on my site?
One of the unique aspects of Mental Discharge is the original content we provide, including article graphic work, fake product boxes, objects, 3D rendered material, etc. Anything related to our Web site design is off limits. However, if you contact us and ask if you can use a certain image, so long as you don't alter it and give us full credit for it, we'll probably say yes. But that means you contact us first, numbnuts!