Mental Discharge offers advertising to promote and drive traffic to your site. You can select a specific section or article to place your ad, as well as specify which physical location on our pages you'd like them to appear.
Cheaper than your best friend's mom after bingo night.
There are up to three areas per page an ad can be placed. You can buy a full month of Mental Discharge advertising for $5.00 per area. That includes our nifty design work in creating you a customized advertisement, if necessary. There are no limitations to your exposure, no additional fees, no crap. $5.00 gets your ad in rotation.
As traffic to Mental Discharge grows, prices and availability of advertising may change. All participating members of long-term advertising campaigns with Mental Discharge will be notified immediately before we make alterations to our advertising program.
Place your advertisement up to three times per page.
We'll color within the lines for you.
In order to better promote your site or service, we may require that we design your advertisement to conform to our layout and style, using our collection of quality typography. This makes your ad not only look more professional, but gives it a promotional feel on the behalf of Mental Discharge. Since our advertising service only accepts certain sites and services, we'll work with you to design and create an advertisement that best features you.
Interested? Contact Steve for more details.