Mental Discharge is always looking for talented writers to contribute to our Web site. If you've got a knack for writing and a streak of humor, we'd love to see your work.
- You must have damn near excellent English and grammar skills.
You don't need to be an English major, but you do need to know how to spell simple three and four letter words, properly use grammar, punctuate, and understand the difference between "loose" and "lose."
- You must contribute at least one piece per month.
Content is king. Provide a regular flow of updates to our site and earn respect, fame, and fortune in the knowledge you made people laugh. Make sure your articles aren't a pre-ejaculation (too short) or an insufferable bore (too long).
- You get all the credit.
Currently, Mental Discharge does not generate revenue that is considered a profit. While you won't be compenstated monetarily, you will be credited for your work and fans can contact you directly regarding it without exposing your personal information or e-mail address.
To submit an application, simply jump over to our contact page and let us know you're interested. Write a generalized synopsis of your writing skills, ideas, and how you can contribute to Mental Discharge. Tell us more about you, your background in writing, and send us an article worthy of being published. Keep in mind that writing for Mental Discharge requires a steady commitment. Our goal is to keep the site fresh and updated as much as possible, so if you plan on only sending us an article or two, don't expect a permanent position here.
Mental Discharge respects your privacy. Your application will not be shared with any third-parties and your e-mail address won't go beyond Steve.