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6 Silly Sanctimonies of Censorship
10.21.2009 - If you're like most people, you don't like others making decisions for you. You don't let the waiter choose what you eat at a restaurant, you don't let a department store clerk decide what clothes you purchase, and you don't...

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7 Things in Windows 7 That Suck
09.15.2009 - Everyone is eagerly awaiting the second coming of Jesus, also known as Windows 7. However, there are a handful of things that Mary should be ashamed of. We just installed Windows 7, which took significantly less time...

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Parking Lesson Leaflets
07.18.2009 - For those who have experienced the inconvenience and tiresome throes of hideous parking, there are many options to remedy the situation, such as patiently waiting for the driver to return for a friendly discussion, fake t...

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Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!
06.19.2009 - To commemorate their eternal inconsideration and ineptitude to consequence, we salute our shitty neighbors. Their dedication to stupidity and the exasperation they continue to treasure us with shows no bounds. Looking back at...

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Got Swine Flu? Things Could Be Worse
04.29.2009 - Feeling a bit run down? Got the aches and coughs? Did you check your temperature for a fever? Uh oh! It looks like you may have the swine flu! Luckily, the media is on the case with all the latest information, safety tips...

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Men of Other Integrities
02.18.2009 - Men of integrity are men who are wholesome, absolute, and consistent. They are strong men, men of respect, and men of principle. They are men who command through example. But they don't speak with words. They make you read th...

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Meet Your YouTube Commenters
02.03.2009 - Congratulations! Look at you! You've created a fantastic piece of work on YouTube that's finally getting the attention it deserves. Now that you've been featured on the main page, expect the fans and subscriptions to start ro...

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Poor Service Restaurant Tip Cards
01.18.2009 - Leaving a cash tip is a concept unquestioned by those who receive the utmost excellence in service at dining venues. However, many frown upon stiffing those who deliver poor service since tips make up the majority of their in...

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Holy Shit, It's 2009!
01.01.2009 - We've been looking forward to seeing the progress of amazing technological marvels and societal advancements to prepare us for the future. So, where the hell are they? Microsoft has been developing software for a...

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15 Assholes Who Shouldn't Be Driving
05.03.2007 - Many believed the early 21st century as the time where flying cars would be a common means of transportation. Unfortunately, these cars of tomorrow will only fly in the clouds of our dreams. People have yet to responsibly han...

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Drive-By Road Rage Signs
05.11.2005 - Road rage is a precarious venture when drivers pull over and engage in violent exchanges involving lead pipes and guns. Drive-By Road Rage Signs takes the violent element out of a curb side brawl while making your displeasure...

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Bill O'Reilly: "I'm a 'tits' man."
10.15.2004 - Talking Points Memo O'Reilly explains how Mackris's claims are clearly false, as he has no interest in "spectacular boobs." Republicans and Fox News fans were hit with a "shock and awe" Wednesday a...

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Toothbrushing the Toilet Bowl
08.19.2004 - For those who've come and gone through the college and rental days of yesteryear, bad roommates are a thankful distant memory. However, for those who have just started their adventures into roommatehood, deadbeat bums are...

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MPAA Issues Licenses to Kill
06.19.2004 - The MPAA Edition Smith & Wesson 4040PD. Theaters will soon be equipped with these weapons to deal with movie pirates. The MPAA logo distinguishes it from typical firearms used by outraged movie goers....

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Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People
10.02.2003 - It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort. Toys, aids, and random spank material have begun to pervade our culture's sexual mind. One of my biggest qu...

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