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6 Silly Sanctimonies of Censorship
10.21.2009 - If you're like most people, you don't like others making decisions for you. You don't let the waiter choose what you eat at a restaurant, you don't let a department store clerk decide what clothes you purchase, and you don't...
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Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!
06.19.2009 - To commemorate their eternal inconsideration and ineptitude to consequence, we salute our shitty neighbors. Their dedication to stupidity and the exasperation they continue to treasure us with shows no bounds. Looking back at...
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Got Swine Flu? Things Could Be Worse
04.29.2009 - Feeling a bit run down? Got the aches and coughs? Did you check your temperature for a fever? Uh oh! It looks like you may have the swine flu! Luckily, the media is on the case with all the latest information, safety tips...
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Men of Other Integrities
02.18.2009 - Men of integrity are men who are wholesome, absolute, and consistent. They are strong men, men of respect, and men of principle. They are men who command through example. But they don't speak with words. They make you read th...
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Poor Service Restaurant Tip Cards
01.18.2009 - Leaving a cash tip is a concept unquestioned by those who receive the utmost excellence in service at dining venues. However, many frown upon stiffing those who deliver poor service since tips make up the majority of their in...
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Holy Shit, It's 2009!
01.01.2009 - We've been looking forward to seeing the progress of amazing technological marvels and societal advancements to prepare us for the future. So, where the hell are they?
Microsoft has been developing software for a...
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Toothbrushing the Toilet Bowl
08.19.2004 - For those who've come and gone through the college and rental days of yesteryear, bad roommates are a thankful distant memory. However, for those who have just started their adventures into roommatehood, deadbeat bums are...
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Samurai in September
09.11.2003 - There's something alluring and noble about the samurai. Maybe it's their cool in the face of danger and their immutable stoicism. Maybe it's their sly tricks against enemies and their code of honor amongst friends. Or maybe...
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Fartistic Anatomies
10.22.2002 - Farts are a daily function of the human body, spawning in various shapes and sizes, odors and intensities, sounds and potencies. The study of fart types and their affects is a pungent one, many of which result in painful burn...
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| 7 Things in Windows 7 That Suck
Everyone is eagerly awaiting the second coming of Jesus, known as Windows 7, but here are 7 things Mary should be ashamed of.
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| Parking Lesson Leaflets
Provide poor parking-skilled drivers with the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.
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