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7 Things in Windows 7 That Suck
09.15.2009 - Everyone is eagerly awaiting the second coming of Jesus, also known as Windows 7. However, there are a handful of things that Mary should be ashamed of. We just installed Windows 7, which took significantly less time...

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Meet Your YouTube Commenters
02.03.2009 - Congratulations! Look at you! You've created a fantastic piece of work on YouTube that's finally getting the attention it deserves. Now that you've been featured on the main page, expect the fans and subscriptions to start ro...

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MPAA Issues Licenses to Kill
06.19.2004 - The MPAA Edition Smith & Wesson 4040PD. Theaters will soon be equipped with these weapons to deal with movie pirates. The MPAA logo distinguishes it from typical firearms used by outraged movie goers....

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My New Robot Can't Fucking Kill Anybody
06.21.2003 - My new robot is a metallic monster, a sleek silver hound dotted with blinking lights and I/O ports. It recognizes my face, responds to the sound of my voice, and can help me monitor my house via laptop while I...

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The 411 on Nigeria 419
10.22.2002 - My Inbox is a wasteland of offers for penis enlargement pills and botox injections. Weight trainers in Canada want to flatten my stomach and Sheryl from Sacramento promises to enlarge my breasts with an expensive miracle cre...

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The Back-to-School Checklist
08.20.2002 - It's that time of the year again where parents flood the closest, cheapest store they can find to pile up on school supplies in order to send their rugmonkeys back into the trembling hands of the public education system. Even...

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