 Interesting animal facts that can be easily used to debate your fellow PETA-pandering pontificating putz.
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|  Infants must now reevaluate their life goals, horoscopes should be more accurate, and you need a new tattoo.
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|  The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!
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|  I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English.
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|  It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
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