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Animal Fun Facts for PETA Friends
Interesting animal facts that can be easily used to debate your fellow PETA-pandering pontificating putz.
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This is the Age of Ophiuchus
Infants must now reevaluate their life goals, horoscopes should be more accurate, and you need a new tattoo.
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Kawk Rings by Tad
The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!
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Animal Fun Facts for PETA Friends
01.21.2011 - One of my friends explained to me about a group of extremists who take animal loving to a level that is almost unheard of; they don't club seals for sport or put kittens in milk bottles so they retain the shape. I was outrage...

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This is the Age of Ophiuchus
01.16.2011 - Ophiuchus loves serpents, so you better get used to the idea of loving snakes. Late last decade, our planet's gravitational shift, in relation to the other chunk of debris orbiting the sun with us, dubbed...

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Kawk Rings by Tad
12.19.2010 - Hello, everbody! Thaddius Trickler here for Kawk Rings by Tad! When my grandfather built the first military-grade, high-impact steel rooster ring from the old auto factory in Hazard, Kentucky and was able to...

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I Literally Just Broke Up With English
12.15.2010 - Actually, I did not just break up with English. In order to have literally just broken up with English, that I'm not seeing any entity named English in the first place notwithstanding, I would have had to have picked up my ph...

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Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People
12.05.2010 - It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort. Toys, aids, and random spank material have begun to pervade our culture's sexual mind. One of my biggest qu...

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Prestigious Forum Thread Banners
11.23.2010 - Discussion forums have been the staple of online communities since the advent of the Internet. As the population of these communities has grown, various opinions and topics brought about the creation of the infamous "thread b...

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Parking Lesson Leaflets
07.17.2009 - For those who have experienced the inconvenience and tiresome throes of hideous parking, there are many options to remedy the situation, such as patiently waiting for the driver to return for a friendly discussion, fake t...

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Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!
06.19.2009 - To commemorate their eternal inconsideration and ineptitude to consequence, we salute our shitty neighbors. Their dedication to stupidity and the exasperation they continue to treasure us with shows no bounds. Looking back at...

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