Meet Your YouTube Commenters
Congratulations! Look at you! You've created a fantastic piece of work on YouTube that's finally getting the attention it deserves. Now that you've been featured on the main page, expect the fans and subscriptions to start rolling in. More importantly, you're about to recieve a huge number of responses to your video. That's right, Super Star. Let's meet your YouTube commenters.
I'm going to make an attempt to insult you. I will do this by using what some may consider foul or offensive language. I may execute this endeavor by spelling many words wrong, especially the ones that matter, through incorrect grammar. Nonetheless, you won't really be insulted because I will have done a fantastic job of making myself look like a fucking moron.
your a dumbass
Am I the FIRST! Guy to mention you are all NIGGERS and America is full of dumb morons with the lowest IQ imaginable because they are all GAY.
i think your an asshole
I'm going to spam your comments with my fruitless attempt at producing viral material or making a few bucks off uncreative shitty ads. I have some kind of talent I wish to express that doesn't include my incredible ability to post hundreds of desperate pleas across YouTube every single day.
hey could you watch my new vid "Hollywood Ball" and tell me what you honestly think?
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Follow me the pie piper(blowing my sound stick thingie)..
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I will not offer any meaningful contribution of criticism, because I'll be too busy e-laughing. Feel free to take my exclamation marks and throw them up on Craigslist. I have plenty to go around.
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hahahha you make me laugh!!
I will dispense advice to you because I think I am knowledgeable in things you are not. As I direct you to the great outdoors or encourage you to socialize with others, I will sit here on my throne of accomplishment and relish my own superiority before my foster dad locks me in the closet for the weekend.
SolarVampire, Um...you really take youtube seriously. LOL It obvious at the fact you allow dumb comment on here to offend you. here is an idea..go outside and take a walk...breathe some fresh, and maybe try to find a girlfriend, or a boyfriend whatever..ya know but seriously get a life =)
ohh my goodness, what in the fucking world is this blasphemy!!! Do something usefully with your self and stick a bike pump up your ass and start pumping, hopefully shit dribble from your mouth, and if it does then that explains alot.
You sir, are an imbecile and a "younoob". Whether you act like this with alarming freuquency or you had an overdose off an anonomous drug or illegal substance.. This comment it slightly apalling. I do not even wish to fathom were you got the will to post an idiotic comment such as this.... Do every youtuber a favor, and snap your keyboard in half.
do you have a life? it seems like a grown man (well what seemed to be) would want to spend more time on useful things instead of mocking a girls you tube video.... in which she doesn't have a beard....
I want people to think I am scary and intimidating through my racism. No, I'm not going to burn a cross in your front yard, make you switch seats on a bus, or demand you use the other restroom. As a pussy, I'm going to torment you behind the safety and security of my computer. I've recently discovered popular black comedy that's been around for more than 30 years and just watched my first episode of The Chappelle Show.
Its funny cause they are white, only white people are funny. Not blacks or yellows
obama is only half nigger, stop feeling so proud of yourselves fattylanders
That nigga dark as hell. look like a fuckin ape
I will type out any words in the video that I'm presently viewing in order to assist you in creating subtitles, should you desire to take your amazing work to the next level and publish it on disc, such as DVD or Blu-ray.
Chocolate rain. Charlie dip mah finger WHAT WHAT in my but, THIS IS SPARTA, Lebrio Jenkens! Snakes on a plane angry german kid flying spaghetti monster! NINTENDO 64
"this is popular?... so popular that a video of you reacting to it would also be popular"
Exactly! HAHA! Its effin' hilarious because it is so true! "I hear a thousand idiots typing first as fast as they can."
"well surely people must write other things on the internet. What do they post after first?"
"Second, third, and so on until finally they grow weary of numerals and begin to compare the topic at hand to Natzis or homosexual intercourse."
SO TRUE! ROTFL!!!!!!
lmao ** Hey hold up * * WHAT!!!!* *snap* lmao ** F it Tucker. Happy mother's day mom tucker want's me humpin hes shoulder* PUT DOWN THE YARD STICK!!!!! ** ** please come out of the bath room..** xD so funny * * Brad i'm tellin mom!!!! **** thank you.. xD
I make absolutely no sense. Ever. I'm not replying to another comment, nor posting anything relevant to your video. Inside my damaged skull, a carnival has kicked into high gear. I've got brain power that barely challenges those in comas and express myself in a manner similar to a drooling stroke victim.
h wait sorry it in the FUCKING NAME! lol ledgend
the sky is gay.
gay asian kitten
I will make political commentary regardless of the presence of such content in your video. I will express this moronic babble through the knowledge and experience I've amassed over years of watching The Daily Show and my consistent bashing of Bill O'Reilly.
I think Obama has the potential to become one of this countries best presidents of all time
Clinton is a greedy GOOF - he loves Arab money !!!!! 911 is Clinton's fault - he's a traitor to America -
For close to fifteen months now, Barack Obama has been shedding crocodile tears over the state of our economy.
Yet, CNN reports that Obama's 160 million dollar inauguration is the most lavish ever.
This would be Obama's middle finger for the 69,456,897 infinitely ignorant American dupes who bought into the transparently stupid story that there is some difference between him and George W. Bush.
Cuz of obama, i have hope!
if you fail to agree, then get the hell out of this country, cuz he seems, along with Joe Biden, that they do care for the well being of all. Even if you dont like them, hope they succeed, cuz if they dont, we will c more of 9-11 a lot. Wether its fixed, or really terrorism, it can and will hapen again unless there is change. lets all hope USA gets back on top.
I am right. You are wrong. Education, experience, and evidence be damned. I will spend several hours each and every day telling you how wrong you are because I am right. I will challenge your wit and logic with Wikipedia and blogs while I wear my awesome Loose Change hat.
One thing you won't forget is the very very real reality that we're probably about to go into full scale martial law within the upcoming months or less. Congress just passed H.R. 645, to enable all of those Fema Death Camps for people like me. For those that are confused, you can find the video in my videos labeled: REAL UNDERGROUND AMERICAN MARTIAL LAW DEATH. Yea we're fucked quit worrying about 9/11, it was an Inside Job we're well passed that.
what a couple of dumb ass's You have No clue check the shit out don't know who did it But it Was Not any Muslim.
This had NOTHING to do with terrorism. This was an inside job straight from the top. It is an art that takes years of training to demolish a building and put it in its foundations;and yet we are expected to believe this happened naturally TWICE!
hmmmm.... me thinks 90% of it is the truth! It was an inside job - there is toooo much evidence. Don' spit in the wind man! give it a rest!
My agenda is simple. Take my words and spread them across the Internet. If you do not repeat my words in the time allotted, you'll be plagued with having an additional two to three minutes of free time on your hands for the rest of your life.
In 1342 A Man sacrificed his life in the name of true love. Before he was beheaded he Yelled "monholith deir mistzfah".
Now that you have read these holy words You have 8 hours to repost this on 3 different videos, and you and the love of your dreams will find each other within 8 days If you shall fail this offer will never be available again.
If u really like someone right now,
or miss them right at this moment,
or can't get them out of your head,
Then copy and paste this on 10 vvids within 5 minutes,
And whoever you are missing,
Will surprise you tomorow.
How sex starts!!!
a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 a fuck.right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe
Don't laugh at this! Just do it
Start thinking something you really really want cause this is
astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10
mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck
You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the? Hat. He will grant
Make your wish when the count down is over
MAKE A WISH
Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this.
If you do, your wish will come true
As a believer in faith and God, it is my duty to spread His word of peace, love, and understanding. However, since you are not a believer, I will disregard your value as a person and simply treat you like a piece of shit.
Woody...I'll waste my life living and beliving that there is a God, so what if I die and find out there isn't one...I've lived a good, honest life. Beats being a corrupt non beliving individual who wastes his life, to die and find out God exists.
actually moron it was made by a church.
the story hits home for a ton of people
it saved my parents marriage
God created STDs to put retards like you in your place beateherman
How do know that air exists? Because some scientist told you? I'll take my chances and trust the Bible, and the faith that their is a God, because how else can one explain the miracle of birth or how the earth came to be, the trees, the oceans, the animals??? What let me guess you believe in the Big Band Theory or maybe you did evolve from a monkey!