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Ten Things "Geek" Clients Need to Fucking Learn
 Here are ten things you should follow with your IT guy.

Just Give Me the God Damn Beep Already!
 Why do I need an instructional guide before the beep?

Not Tonight, Honey. I'm Playing World of Warcraft.
 The problem isn’t the game. The problem is you.

Consumer Alert: I'm a Douchebag Who Hired 1-800-GOT-JUNK
 The World's Most Expensive Junk Removing Whiners.

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The Backfire
A misfired stomach cylinder.
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Deep Purple Cloud
A deliciously thick, deep, purple cloud.
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The Zipper
A long, loud, commanding zipper fart.
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Rump Ralph
A hearty ass-blast of pungent proportions.
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The Ripper
A solid rip fart that'd make even the most prestigious ass orator proud.
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Wet Fart
A bubbly gas explusion enchanced by wet cheeks in the shower.
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Mushroom Fart
A nice, thick mushroom fart with a solid stem.
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Trouser Cough
A heavy, loud, and painful ass cough.
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The Trumpet
A symphonic tribute; the trumpet fart that's just a smidge out of tune.
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Ripship
A fart that could violently shred any garment in its way.
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Squishy Surprise
A thick, squishy surprise screams from the underworld.
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Toilet Trouble
A massive, potent ass cough chucks itself inside a toilet bowl.
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Quick Poot
A brief, but potent poot.
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Quick Poot III
Another brief, yet thicker poot.
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Quick Poot IV
Slightly longer than its comrades, this fart quickly offends.
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