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  02.24.2008 3:59am
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5 Reasons Knight Rider Sucked My Dick
1. All of KITT's technology is sitting in a basement and garage, shit that's worth bazillions of dollars, and four idiots simply walk up to the dude's house, invite themselves in, and bam, they've got it all? Are you fucking kidding me?
2. Michael Knight was a tool, but Mike Traceur is a fucking douchebag.
3. Lesbian FBI bitch was absolutely pointless and should not have been in the episode. Not to mention that after blowing it big time at Graiman's house, her ass should've been what's known as FIRED.
4. No insight as to WTF has been going on with Knight and FLAG over the past 25 years? Knight shows up at the funeral, sees his kid for the first time in forever, and doesn't even catch up? Graiman said he didn't bail for a lack of caring but he sure acted like a shitty dad.
5. Why are these morons chasing KITT in shitty Ford vehicles? Even if it was just a regular stock Mustang without Val Kilmer's fat head inside of it, it still would've smoked the shit out of them. I understand Ford has to plaster their logo feces everywhere, but come on. You don't chase a super car in a fucking SUV.
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02.24.2008 4:05am
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Wow, I didn't even see the new Knight Rider yet but now I'm not sure if I want to.
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