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<title>Animal Fun Facts for PETA Friends</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Animal_Fun_Facts_for_PETA_Friends</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 04:32:47 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Interesting animal facts that can be easily used to debate your fellow PETA-pandering pontificating putz.</description>
<author>&quot;King Nick&quot; Turner</author>
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<title>This is the Age of Ophiuchus</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/This_is_the_Age_of_Ophiuchus</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 23:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Infants must now reevaluate their life goals, horoscopes should be more accurate, and you need a new tattoo.</description>
<author>D.K. Taylor</author>
<category>Humanity</category>
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<title>Kawk Rings by Tad</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Kawk_Rings_by_Tad</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 03:40:23 GMT</pubDate>
<description>The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!</description>
<author>Steven Cleamer</author>
<category>Sex</category>
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<title>I Literally Just Broke Up With English</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/I_Literally_Just_Broke_Up_With_English</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 00:12:52 GMT</pubDate>
<description>I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English.</description>
<author>Michael Caughginu</author>
<category>Humanity</category>
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<title>Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Anal_Beads_are_for_Fat_Lazy_Stupid_People</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 22:12:26 GMT</pubDate>
<description>It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.</description>
<author>Wang Dong</author>
<category>Sex</category>
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<title>Prestigious Forum Thread Banners</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Prestigious_Forum_Thread_Banners</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 23:45:16 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Smear the common disgruntled, ignorant forum member in style.</description>
<author>Steven Cleamer</author>
<category>Technology</category>
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<title>Parking Lesson Leaflets</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Parking_Lesson_Leaflets</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:22:23 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Provide poor parking-skilled drivers with the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.</description>
<author>Steven Cleamer</author>
<category>Route66</category>
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<title>Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Howdy_There_Shitty_Neighbor</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>To commemorate their eternal inconsideration and ineptitude to consequence, we salute our shitty neighbors.</description>
<author>Steven Cleamer</author>
<category>Humanity</category>
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<title>Men of Other Integrities</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Men_of_Other_Integrities</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:08:38 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Your bumper sticker tells me how you feel about your wife. Impressive. But what else can you do?</description>
<author>Steven Cleamer</author>
<category>Humanity</category>
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<title>Meet Your YouTube Commenters</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Meet_Your_YouTube_Commenters</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 02:06:24 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Now that your video has been featured on the main page, let's meet your YouTube commenters.</description>
<author>Marcus Caughcus</author>
<category>Technology</category>
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<title>Poor Service Restaurant Tip Cards</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Poor_Service_Restaurant_Tip_Cards</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 06:06:38 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Poor service? Forget leaving a cash tip. Simply leave one of these &quot;tips&quot; instead.</description>
<author>Steven Cleamer</author>
<category>Humanity</category>
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<title>15 Assholes Who Shouldn&#39;t Be Driving</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/15_Assholes_Who_Shouldnt_Be_Driving</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 00:12:28 GMT</pubDate>
<description>A compilation of assholes who should not have been issued a driver's license.</description>
<author>Steven Cleamer</author>
<category>Route66</category>
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<title>Drive-By Road Rage Signs</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Drive-By_Road_Rage_Signs</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2005 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Help offending drivers take the guess work out of your vehicular discontentment.</description>
<author>Steven Cleamer</author>
<category>Route66</category>
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<title>Bill O&#39;Reilly: &quot;I&#39;m a &#39;tits&#39; man.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Bill_OReilly_Im_a_Tits_Man</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Fox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.</description>
<author>Biff Yeager</author>
<category>Sex</category>
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<title>MPAA Issues Licenses to Kill</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/MPAA_Issues_Licenses_to_Kill</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Soon, sneaky cinema-goers have to ask themselves a new question: Do they feel lucky?</description>
<author>Biff Yeager</author>
<category>Technology</category>
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<title>Samurai in September</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Samurai_in_September</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>There's something alluring and noble about the samurai.</description>
<author>Biff Yeager</author>
<category>Humanity</category>
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<title>CockBlockerTM Revolutionizes Online Dating</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/CockBlocker_Revolutionizes_Online_Dating</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2003 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>CockBlockerTM cuts through the artifice, getting the real story on Mr. Right.</description>
<author>Biff Yeager</author>
<category>Sex</category>
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<title>My New Robot Can&#39;t Fucking Kill Anybody</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/My_New_Robot_Cant_Fucking_Kill_Anybody</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2003 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.</description>
<author>Biff Yeager</author>
<category>Technology</category>
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<title>China Disney Celebrates Grand Opening</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/China_Disney_Celebrates_Grand_Opening</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2003 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>China opens its most successful, and only, Western theme park.</description>
<author>Biff Yeager</author>
<category>Humanity</category>
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<title>Pave the Whales!</title>
<link>http://www.mentaldischarge.com/articles/Pave_the_Whales</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2002 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<description>Greenpeace is through playing around.  A handful of species dies every day and they're not going to sit around and take it anymore.</description>
<author>Biff Yeager</author>
<category>Humanity</category>
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