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• What is Mental Discharge?
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• I found [such and such] funny. Can I use it on my site?
Mental Discharge is a creative venue for opinions on a variety of topical landscapes. It is not intended to be taken seriously, even though it may contain factual information. We are dedicated to exploring, mocking, and very much enjoying the diversity and ridiculousness of culture and society. You may find it extremely funny, horribly derogatory, or incredibly stupid. Nonetheless, if you have a sense of humor and an open mind, we invite you to hop onboard this magic carpet ride.
The information in front of you is presented in English in the form of letters, written representations of sounds made during human speech. Each letter is presented alongside other letters to form "words," printing that symbolizes ideas and meanings. These words are, in turn, strung out from left to right to form "sentences," each containing a subject and a predicate. When you see the little "."symbol, that means a sentence has stopped and a new one shall begin. For more information on how to read, please visit your local library. It’s the really tall building with the empty parking lot.
Mental Discharge II: The Sequel is the next chapter in the Mental Discharge saga. Featuring a whole new design, user interface, and a custom community-based atmosphere, Mental Discharge II is designed to improve upon the lackluster elements of the previous Web site, despite its once flourishing popularity and prestige, and continue the epic story of Steven's quest to maintain a Web site actively for more than a month.
Mental Discharge works in all the latest browsers that matter: Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, and Opera. We employ shitloads of tables, minimal CSS, deprecated tags, and our site does not validate with W3C. If the way this site is coded actually offends you, go jerk off to some tech articles on Wired. You certainly won't be using the time to impress the opposite sex.
Javascript is required in certain areas for site functionality. Cookies are required to access and use a membership account.
Mental Discharge does not support any pop-up, pop-under, or advertising methods that intentionally circumvent or bypass the security preferences of your browser. However, some areas of Mental Discharge may require the ability to spawn a new window or create a pop-up for purposes related to specific site features (e.g., a circumstantial means to navigate through an article). Pop-up blockers are not necessary here. You can safely allow pop-ups on Mental Discharge.
If you experience pop-up advertising while browsing Mental Discharge, you've got spyware, son. Go fix it.
It's too bad we could entertain you. Here's the door.
If you can contribute to our insanity, write proper English, and have a greater attention span than Jessica Simpson, feel free to go to our application page, fill out the form, and show us your skills. If said skills pay the bills, you're onboard.
![I found [such and such] funny. Can I use it on my site?](/sitegfx/about_q7.gif)
One of the unique aspects of Mental Discharge is the original content we provide, including work such as fake product boxes, objects, 3D rendered material, etc. Headline images which make up the framework for articles and anything related to our site design are off limits. However, if you contact us and ask if you can use a certain image, so long as you don't alter it and give us full credit for it, we'll probably say yes. But that means you contact us first, numbnuts.
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