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Mental Discharge offers advertising to promote and drive traffic to your site. Yeah, it won't be a lot of traffic at this point, but enough to satisfy the anorexic bandwidth-monger in you.
Mental Discharge does Internet advertising the old fashioned way: with a single banner. Granted, our banners do not conform to typical banner standards in terms of dimensions, but we don't exactly feel like rearranging our layout to adhere to rules set forth by uncreative marketing assholes. So, if we haven't completely turned you off to advertising your site or service on Mental Discharge, keep reading.
• Cheaper than your best friend's mom after bingo night.
• Advertise with a simple, single banner.
• We'll color within the lines for you.
We're not pushing a tremendous amount of traffic, but we do have excellent exposure on powerful search engines, such as Google and Yahoo!. You can buy a full month of Mental Discharge advertising for $5.00. That includes our nifty design work in creating you a customized advertisement. There are no limitations to your exposure, no additional fees, no crap. $5.00 gets your ad in rotation.
As traffic to Mental Discharge grows, prices and availability of advertising may change. All participating members of long-term advertising campaigns with Mental Discharge will be notified immediately before we make alterations to our advertising program.
Mental Discharge offers a 200x150 banner ad, featured at the top right section of our Web site, which can promote your site or service. We despise annoying flash ads that place content right in the middle of the browser while blasting audio in your face without your consent. We do not care for pop-up, pop-under, pop-over, or pop-inyourass ads which inhibit your ability to surf the Internet. Ads can be animated GIFs, JPEGs, or scripted ads featuring non-invasive JavaScript for whatever nifty effects or features are necessary.
In order to better promote your site or service, we'll design your advertisement to conform to our layout, using our collection of quality typography. This makes your ad not only look more professional, but gives it a promotional feel on the behalf of Mental Discharge. Since our advertising service only accepts certain sites and services, we'll work with you to design and create an advertisement that best features you.
Interested? Contact Steve for more details.
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