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Ten Things "Geek" Clients Need to Fucking Learn
 Here are ten things you should follow with your IT guy.

Just Give Me the God Damn Beep Already!
 Why do I need an instructional guide before the beep?

Not Tonight, Honey. I'm Playing World of Warcraft.
 The problem isn’t the game. The problem is you.

Consumer Alert: I'm a Douchebag Who Hired 1-800-GOT-JUNK
 The World's Most Expensive Junk Removing Whiners.



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