HumanityThe Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test16 days ago By Steven CleamerTake our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.
Mental DischargeThe New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason24 days ago By Steven CleamerAfter a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.
Missionary DispositionThanks for Ruining Jennifer Lawrence, Mr. iCloud Hacker Guy09.06.2014 By Steven CleamerJennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.
Missionary DispositionKawk Rings by Tad 208.18.2013 By Thaddius TricklerOur product engineers have painstakingly crafted a whole new series in our elongated line of famous jewelry for your jewels.
Missionary DispositionKawk Rings by Tad12.20.2010 By Thaddius TricklerThe quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!
EdumacationI Literally Just Broke Up With English12.15.2010 By Michael CaughginuI'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English.
Missionary DispositionAnal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People12.05.2010 By Wang DongIt's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
Route 66Teach Proper Parking with Parking Lesson Leaflets07.18.2009 By Steven CleamerProvide those with poor parking skills the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.
The HoodHowdy There, Shitty Neighbor!06.19.2009 By Steven CleamerHere are some of our favorite neighbors and the wonderful experiences we've not had the pleasure to be a part of.
The Rotted SoapboxMen of Other Integrities02.18.2009 By Steven CleamerYou can enjoy the exact same self-appreciation for mediocrity, but you don't have to be married to enjoy it.
Let Us Introduce YourselvesMeet Your YouTube Commenters02.03.2009 By Marcus CaughcusNow that your video has been featured on the main page, let's meet your YouTube commenters.
Route 66Teach Better Driving with Drive-By Road Rage Signs05.11.2005 By Steven CleamerHelp offending drivers take the guess work out of your vehicular discontent without having to brandish a firearm or baseball bat.
REUTERS/Lisa MillerTelevisionBill O’Reilly Defends Himself: “I’m a ‘tits’ man.”10.14.2004 By Biff YeagerFox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.
MoviesMPAA Issues Licenses to Kill06.19.2004 By Biff YeagerSoon, sneaky cinema-goers have to ask themselves a new question: Do they feel lucky?
GamingTeen Isn’t “TKed” in Online Game for 8 Minutes10.04.2003 By Steven CleamerDaryl was not team-killed for a record 8 minutes, something experts say is an amazingly rare feat.
Peace Of MindDisplaced Rainforest Animals Enjoy Basking in the Sun10.04.2003 By Biff YeagerLess than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.
Movie ReviewsSamurai in September09.11.2003 By Biff YeagerThe noble samurai never gets a moment of rest. We salute their hard work by exposing the coolest movies in the genre.
Getting It OnlineCockBlocker™ Revolutionizes Online Dating07.10.2003 By Biff YeagerCockBlocker™ cuts through the artifice, getting the real story on Mr. Right.
Tech RebukesMy New Robot Can’t Fucking Kill Anybody06.20.2003 By Biff YeagerDisappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.
Misfortune CookiesChina Disney Celebrates Grand Opening06.18.2003 By Biff YeagerMass looting and riots erupted Tuesday in what Chinese officials call their most successful, and only, Western theme park opening ever.
Peace Of MindWeekly World News Reporter Resigns Amid Scandal06.07.2003 By Biff YeagerAnother rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.
REUTERSSlice of FearIraqi Information Minister Has “Super Powers”06.07.2003 By Biff YeagerPeacekeeping forces in Iraq may have to contend with an unlikely weapon of mass destruction.
Who FartedFartistic Anatomies10.21.2002 By Steven CleamerLearn the various inner workings of your own fanny beeps.
Antonio RosarioThe Dork SquadThe 411 on Nigeria 41910.21.2002 By Biff YeagerIf you can't trust an alleged Nigerian government official, who can you trust?
APPlaying for ShrillsThanks for Nothing, Rigas!08.21.2002 By Biff YeagerHey, Rigas! That pitiful 6 a.m. perp walk from your New York high rise drove the Dow up 489 points.
Slice of FearUnsecured Insecurities05.29.2002 By Biff YeagerA better understanding of Tom Ridge's rainbow terrorism rating game.
The Dork SquadThe Official Guide to IRC L4m0rs03.31.2002 By Chris BergenfieldStrap on your lame-proof goggles and prepare to dive into the Mental Discharge l4m0rdex.
