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Fox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.
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Mass looting and riots erupted Tuesday in what Chinese officials call their most successful, and only, Western theme park opening ever.
Another rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.
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