After a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.
Ivermectin may only familiarize patients with aisle nine at Tractor Supply, but no kidney stone should be left unturned.
You can enjoy the exact same self-appreciation for mediocrity, but you don't have to be married to enjoy it.
Jennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.
Provide those with poor parking skills the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.
I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English. What has English done, you may ask, to merit such scorn and derision?
Help offending drivers take the guess work out of your vehicular discontent without having to brandish a firearm or baseball bat.
It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!
Here are some of our favorite neighbors and the wonderful experiences we've not had the pleasure to be a part of.
Now that your video has been featured on the main page, let's meet your YouTube commenters.
Fox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.
The constant badgering about how horrible I am for simply existing has finally made me change my ways.
Peacekeeping forces in Iraq may have to contend with an unlikely weapon of mass destruction.
If you suspect your best friend may be moonlighting his shit-thermos as a meat locker, there are several possible outcomes.
CockBlocker™ cuts through the artifice, getting the real story on Mr. Right.
Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.
A better understanding of Tom Ridge's rainbow terrorism rating game.
Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his creative puppetry.
Less than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.
Our product engineers have painstakingly crafted a whole new series in our elongated line of famous jewelry for your jewels.
Soon, sneaky cinema-goers have to ask themselves a new question: Do they feel lucky?
Mass looting and riots erupted Tuesday in what Chinese officials call their most successful, and only, Western theme park opening ever.
Strap on your lame-proof goggles and prepare to dive into the Mental Discharge l4m0rdex.
I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.
Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.
Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.
Another rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.
The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that once expertly challenged moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.
If you can't trust an alleged Nigerian government official, who can you trust?
