Teach Proper Parking with Parking Lesson Leaflets
Show horrible drivers how to park with a good ol' windshield leaflet.
By Steven Cleamer- 07.18.2009
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Poor parking can be incredibly frustrating when you're trying to find a suitable spot during a shopping trip, a meal out, or a visit with friends. To address the issue, you might consider patiently waiting to have a friendly chat with the driver, leaving novelty tickets as a humorous reminder, or leaving a simple note regarding the infraction. Unfortunately, none of these teach the motorist the error of their ways.
This problem is solved with Mental Discharge's Parking Lesson Leaflets. These printable flyers not only clarify a bad parking job, but provide a resolution with clear, concise instructions.
Instructions
Select a desired leaflet.
Select the leaflet you want by clicking its corresponding image with your mouse. This act is performed by engaging impulses from your brain to your arm via the nervous system.
Print your desired leaflet.
Print your leaflet from your printer using precious ink that cost more than the printer itself.
Leave your lesson.
Place the leaflet between the wiper and the windshield so the offending driver can appreciate the knowledge you just dropped on them.
Use this leaflet for a driver who didn't even come close to getting their vehicle in between the two clearly visible lines.
Use this leaflet for a driver who parked their vehicle too close to yours after the fact, thinking you enter and exit your vehicle like the Dukes do the General Lee.
Use this leaflet for the driver who's amazing vehicle must make the ultimate sacrifice of a neighboring parking space.
Use this leaflet for the driver who clearly miscalculated the distance between their car and yours while parallel parking.
Use this leaflet for the driver who has no desire to align their vehicle with the flow of traffic.
Use this leaflet for the driver who needs to park as close to their destination as possible.
Use this leaflet for the driver who can't comprehend that no means no.
Use this leaflet for the driver who has ignorantly misjudged the size of their vehicle.
Use this leaflet for the driver who decided to create their own parking spot.
Comments
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i would love to spend a whole day handing these out.
I actually printed some of these out and left them on a few cars. Why? Because I have huge balls and you all are just pussies.
I just planted one of these but am fairly sure the guy saw me. So, if I disappear in the next couple of days...the guy who owns the blue Rav4 did it. AVENGE ME!
i think i like these better than the road rage signs. or at least equal to. greatness.
I printed out ten of each. I live in a big city with lots of parallel parking and dumbshits. I'm going to have fun tomorrow.
these are great. but, where are the ones for idiots who insist in parking in the spaces reserved for the handicapped?
How about the douche bags that take the spot you were clearly waiting for first? I was in the right lane waiting for the light to turn green so i could parallel park in the spot on the next block. as soon as the light changed, the prick in the left lane slammed on the gas, and jumped across the intersection to grab the spot. i had to park 5 blocks away, when the restaurant i was going to was across the street from the original spot. i wanted to key his truck, but there were guards outside the building he parked in front of.
am I doing something wrong I click to download and it won't let me print. I can open and see it but nothing else.
