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Mental Discharge

The New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason

4 months ago By Steven Cleamer

After a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.

The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test

4 months ago By Steven Cleamer

Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.

Missionary Disposition

Thanks for Ruining Jennifer Lawrence, Mr. iCloud Hacker Guy

09.06.2014 By Steven Cleamer

Jennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.

Missionary Disposition

Kawk Rings by Tad 2

08.18.2013 By Thaddius Trickler

Our product engineers have painstakingly crafted a whole new series in our elongated line of famous jewelry for your jewels.

Missionary Disposition

Kawk Rings by Tad

12.20.2010 By Thaddius Trickler

The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!

I Literally Just Broke Up With English

12.15.2010 By Michael Caughginu

I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English.

Missionary Disposition

Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People

12.05.2010 By Wang Dong

It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.

Teach Proper Parking with Parking Lesson Leaflets

07.18.2009 By Steven Cleamer

Provide those with poor parking skills the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.

Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!

06.19.2009 By Steven Cleamer

Here are some of our favorite neighbors and the wonderful experiences we've not had the pleasure to be a part of.

Culture

The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test

4 months ago By Steven Cleamer

Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.

Mental Discharge

The New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason

4 months ago By Steven Cleamer

After a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.

I Literally Just Broke Up With English

12.15.2010 By Michael Caughginu

I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English.

Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!

06.19.2009 By Steven Cleamer

Here are some of our favorite neighbors and the wonderful experiences we've not had the pleasure to be a part of.

The Rotted Soapbox

Men of Other Integrities

02.18.2009 By Steven Cleamer

You can enjoy the exact same self-appreciation for mediocrity, but you don't have to be married to enjoy it.

Displaced Rainforest Animals Enjoy Basking in the Sun

10.04.2003 By Biff Yeager

Less than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.

Misfortune Cookies

China Disney Celebrates Grand Opening

06.18.2003 By Biff Yeager

Mass looting and riots erupted Tuesday in what Chinese officials call their most successful, and only, Western theme park opening ever.

Weekly World News Reporter Resigns Amid Scandal

06.07.2003 By Biff Yeager

Another rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.

Entertainment

REUTERS/Lisa Miller

Bill O’Reilly Defends Himself: “I’m a ‘tits’ man.”

10.14.2004 By Biff Yeager

Fox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.

MPAA Issues Licenses to Kill

06.19.2004 By Biff Yeager

Soon, sneaky cinema-goers have to ask themselves a new question: Do they feel lucky?

Teen Isn’t “TKed” in Online Game for 8 Minutes

10.04.2003 By Steven Cleamer

Daryl was not team-killed for a record 8 minutes, something experts say is an amazingly rare feat.

Samurai in September

09.11.2003 By Biff Yeager

The noble samurai never gets a moment of rest. We salute their hard work by exposing the coolest movies in the genre.

Auto

Teach Proper Parking with Parking Lesson Leaflets

07.18.2009 By Steven Cleamer

Provide those with poor parking skills the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.

Teach Better Driving with Drive-By Road Rage Signs

05.11.2005 By Steven Cleamer

Help offending drivers take the guess work out of your vehicular discontent without having to brandish a firearm or baseball bat.

Politics

Iraqi Information Minister Has “Super Powers”

06.07.2003 By Biff Yeager

Peacekeeping forces in Iraq may have to contend with an unlikely weapon of mass destruction.

Unsecured Insecurities

05.29.2002 By Biff Yeager

A better understanding of Tom Ridge's rainbow terrorism rating game.

Health

Fartistic Anatomies

10.21.2002 By Steven Cleamer

Learn the various inner workings of your own fanny beeps.

Technology

Let Us Introduce Yourselves

Meet Your YouTube Commenters

02.03.2009 By Marcus Caughcus

Now that your video has been featured on the main page, let's meet your YouTube commenters.

My New Robot Can’t Fucking Kill Anybody

06.20.2003 By Biff Yeager

Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.

Antonio Rosario

The 411 on Nigeria 419

10.21.2002 By Biff Yeager

If you can't trust an alleged Nigerian government official, who can you trust?

The Official Guide to IRC L4m0rs

03.31.2002 By Chris Bergenfield

Strap on your lame-proof goggles and prepare to dive into the Mental Discharge l4m0rdex.

Sex

Missionary Disposition

Thanks for Ruining Jennifer Lawrence, Mr. iCloud Hacker Guy

09.06.2014 By Steven Cleamer

Jennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.

Missionary Disposition

Kawk Rings by Tad 2

08.18.2013 By Thaddius Trickler

Our product engineers have painstakingly crafted a whole new series in our elongated line of famous jewelry for your jewels.

Missionary Disposition

Kawk Rings by Tad

12.20.2010 By Thaddius Trickler

The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!

Missionary Disposition

Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People

12.05.2010 By Wang Dong

It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.

Getting It Online

CockBlocker™ Revolutionizes Online Dating

07.10.2003 By Biff Yeager

CockBlocker™ cuts through the artifice, getting the real story on Mr. Right.

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