Corporations seem to think they need to hold my hand and tell me how to live when all I want to do is buy their crap.
Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of worthless politicians.
The constant badgering about how horrible I am for simply existing has finally made me change my ways.
Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.
Poorly executed attempts at censorship that only serve to promote the continued ignorance of society.
On a night ordinarily scheduled for Bingo, your mother receives intense sexual bliss and steamy passion she has yearned for nearly a decade.
If you suspect your best friend may be moonlighting his shit-thermos as a meat locker, there are several possible outcomes.
