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Google's Censorship Machine Doesn't like My Opinions
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Airline Passenger Etiquette Must Return in a Post-Pandemic World
Weapons, explosives, and flammable materials are now allowed on commercial flights as long as they're part of a passenger's personality.
How to Excise Microsoft From of Your Colon Quickly and Painlessly
Defeat the evil, sinister ways of Microsoft with our handy guide that restores Windows to its non-autonomous state.
New MAHA Mountain Dew Flavors Help Ditch Disease
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Promote an Open Business With Anti-Mandate Entry Signs
Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of evil politicians.
Six Silly Sanctimonies of Censorship
Poorly executed attempts at censorship that only serve to promote the continued ignorance of society.
Wearing a Mask in 2023 Is a Statement That You're Retarded
Some people still have yet to learn that covering your face with a polypropylene napkin from China doesn't impress anybody.
Sell Me Your Product, Then Promptly Shut the Fuck Up
Companies and their product advertisements need to stop berating my heritage and just tell me if it comes in black.
Dexter: New Blood is Yet Another Master Class in Failure
Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific, exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.
The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test
Take our scientifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.
She-Hulk Proves That in the Marvel Universe, Men Are the Enemy
I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.
Call of Duty Thinks You're Too Retarded to Handle Foul Language
A franchise built on the horrors of war will make the experience safer by punishing those who fight with words.
The New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason
After a long hiatus, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.
There Is an Epidemic of TV Hosts Who Are Complete Pussies
The arbiters of late-night are no longer in the business of entertaining audiences, but instead looking for their shoulders to cry on.
Teach Proper Parking with Parking Lesson Leaflets
Provide those with poor parking skills the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.