After a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.
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Corporations seem to think they need to hold my hand and tell me how to live when all I want to do is buy their crap.
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Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.
Jennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.
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Daryl was not team-killed for a record 8 minutes, something experts say is an amazingly rare feat.
Another rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.
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The constant badgering about how horrible I am for simply existing has finally made me change my ways.
Terminator: Dark Fate's Dani Ramos is a taco-loving, quesadilla-crafting Latina who just so happens to possess an uncanny knack for escaping killer robots.
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Fox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.
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Less than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.
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Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.
The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that once expertly challenged moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.
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Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his creative puppetry.
