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Ducks, decals, and expensive parts attached to a Jeep that only crawls over curbs is a practice to be discouraged.
Sell Me Your Product, Then Promptly Shut the Fuck Up
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The new Dodge Charger fails to capture an audience by denying enthusiasts the very essence of a muscle car.
Mainstream Media Global Pandemic Fearmongering Headline Generator
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New MAHA Mountain Dew Flavors Help Ditch Disease
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How to Excise Microsoft From Your Colon Quickly and Painlessly
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The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test
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Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!
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Dexter: New Blood is Yet Another Master Class in Failure
Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific, exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.
There Is an Epidemic of TV Hosts Who Are Complete Pussies
The arbiters of late night are no longer in the business of entertaining audiences, but instead looking for their shoulders to cry on.