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Corporations seem to think they need to hold my hand and tell me how to live when all I want to do is buy their crap.
It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
The most prolific distributor of lies and propaganda on the entire planet says my inane takes are harmful.
Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his creative puppetry.
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Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.
I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.
The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that once expertly challenged moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.
I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English. What has English done, you may ask, to merit such scorn and derision?
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Terminator: Dark Fate's Dani Ramos is a taco-loving, quesadilla-crafting Latina who just so happens to possess an uncanny knack for escaping killer robots.
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Jennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.
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There's too much attention on saving ugly animals with no reasonable use to mankind.
Daryl was not team-killed for a record 8 minutes, something experts say is an amazingly rare feat.
Less than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.
NYC lawmakers held a press conference today to honor twelve brave police officers whose raid on an apartment complex caused the death of an elderly black woman.
Our bathroom sanctuaries have fallen victim to the clutches of diabetic Americans boasting more rolls than a Texas Roadhouse.
