The most prolific distributor of lies and propaganda on the planet says my inane takes are incredibly dangerous.
Weapons, explosives, and flammable materials are now allowed on commercial flights as long as they're part of a passenger's personality.
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Poorly executed attempts at censorship that only serve to promote the continued ignorance of society.
Some people still have yet to learn that covering your face with a polypropylene napkin from China doesn't impress anybody.
Companies and their product advertisements need to stop berating my heritage and just tell me if it comes in black.
Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific, exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.
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I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.
A franchise built on the horrors of war will make the experience safer by punishing those who fight with words.
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The arbiters of late-night are no longer in the business of entertaining audiences, but instead looking for their shoulders to cry on.
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