Mental Discharge
#1 (10%)

Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People

12.05.2010

It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.

#2 (9%)

Kawk Rings by Tad

12.20.2010

The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!

#3 (9%)

Teach Proper Parking with Parking Lesson Leaflets

07.18.2009

Provide those with poor parking skills the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.

#4 (6%)

Teach Better Driving with Drive-By Road Rage Signs

05.11.2005

Help offending drivers take the guess work out of your vehicular discontent without having to brandish a firearm or baseball bat.

#5 (6%)

Men of Other Integrities

02.18.2009

You can enjoy the exact same self-appreciation for mediocrity, but you don't have to be married to enjoy it.

#6 (5%)

Meet Your YouTube Commenters

02.03.2009

Now that your video has been featured on the main page, let's meet your YouTube commenters.

#7 (5%)

Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!

06.19.2009

Here are some of our favorite neighbors and the wonderful experiences we've not had the pleasure to be a part of.

#8 (5%)

Dexter: New Blood is Yet Another Master Class in Failure

3 months ago

Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.

#9 (4%)

Unsecured Insecurities

05.29.2002

A better understanding of Tom Ridge's rainbow terrorism rating game.

#10 (3%)

Thanks for Ruining Jennifer Lawrence, Mr. iCloud Hacker Guy

09.06.2014

Jennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.

#11 (3%)

J.J. Abrams Killed the Star Trek Franchise

8 months ago

The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that once expertly challenged moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.

#12 (3%)

Is Your Buddy a Homo?

03.31.2002

If you suspect your best friend may be moonlighting his shit-thermos as a meat locker, there are several possible outcomes.

#13 (3%)

Promote an Open Business With Anti-Mandate Entry Signs

3 months ago

Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of worthless politicians.

#14 (2%)
REUTERS/Lisa Miller

Bill O’Reilly Defends Himself: “I’m a ‘tits’ man.”

10.14.2004

Fox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.

#15 (2%)

The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test

03.28.2021

Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.

#16 (2%)
JRE

The Curious Case of Ingesting Ivermectin

7 months ago

Ivermectin may only familiarize patients with aisle nine at Tractor Supply, but no kidney stone should be left unturned.

#17 (2%)

Kawk Rings by Tad 2

08.18.2013

Our product engineers have painstakingly crafted a whole new series in our elongated line of famous jewelry for your jewels.

#18 (2%)

The New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason

03.20.2021

After a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.

#19 (2%)

Weekly World News Reporter Resigns Amid Scandal

06.07.2003

Another rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.

#20 (2%)

Samurai in September

09.11.2003

The noble samurai never gets a moment of rest. We salute their hard work by exposing the coolest movies in the genre.

#21 (2%)

I Literally Just Broke Up With English

12.15.2010

I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English. What has English done, you may ask, to merit such scorn and derision?

#22 (2%)

CockBlocker™ Revolutionizes Online Dating

07.10.2003

CockBlocker™ cuts through the artifice, getting the real story on Mr. Right.

#23 (2%)

Teen Isn’t “TKed” in Online Game for 8 Minutes

10.04.2003

Daryl was not team-killed for a record 8 minutes, something experts say is an amazingly rare feat.

#24 (2%)

China Disney Celebrates Grand Opening

06.18.2003

Mass looting and riots erupted Tuesday in what Chinese officials call their most successful, and only, Western theme park opening ever.

#25 (2%)
REUTERS

Iraqi Information Minister Has “Super Powers”

06.07.2003

Peacekeeping forces in Iraq may have to contend with an unlikely weapon of mass destruction.

#26 (2%)

Dr. Fauci Is the Scientist From The Dark Crystal

3 months ago

Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his creative puppetry.

#27 (2%)
MSNBC

I Think MSNBC Has Turned Me Into a Super Gay Racist

5 months ago

The constant badgering about how horrible I am for simply existing has finally made me change my ways.

#28 (2%)
AP

Thanks for Nothing, Rigas!

08.21.2002

Hey, Rigas! That pitiful 6 a.m. perp walk from your New York high rise drove the Dow up 489 points.

#29 (1%)

My New Robot Can’t Fucking Kill Anybody

06.20.2003

Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.

#30 (1%)
Antonio Rosario

The 411 on Nigeria 419

10.21.2002

If you can't trust an alleged Nigerian government official, who can you trust?

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