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Promote an Open Business With Anti-Mandate Entry Signs

3 months ago

Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of worthless politicians.

Dr. Fauci Is the Scientist From The Dark Crystal

3 months ago

Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his creative puppetry.

Dexter: New Blood is Yet Another Master Class in Failure

3 months ago

Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.

MSNBC

I Think MSNBC Has Turned Me Into a Super Gay Racist

5 months ago

The constant badgering about how horrible I am for simply existing has finally made me change my ways.

JRE

The Curious Case of Ingesting Ivermectin

7 months ago

Ivermectin may only familiarize patients with aisle nine at Tractor Supply, but no kidney stone should be left unturned.

J.J. Abrams Killed the Star Trek Franchise

8 months ago

The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that once expertly challenged moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.

The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test

03.28.2021

Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.

The New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason

03.20.2021

After a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.

Thanks for Ruining Jennifer Lawrence, Mr. iCloud Hacker Guy

09.06.2014

Jennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.

Kawk Rings by Tad 2

08.18.2013

Our product engineers have painstakingly crafted a whole new series in our elongated line of famous jewelry for your jewels.

Kawk Rings by Tad

12.20.2010

The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!

I Literally Just Broke Up With English

12.15.2010

I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English. What has English done, you may ask, to merit such scorn and derision?

Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People

12.05.2010

It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.

Six Silly Sanctimonies of Censorship

10.21.2009

Poorly executed attempts at censorship that only serve to promote the continued ignorance of society.

Teach Proper Parking with Parking Lesson Leaflets

07.18.2009

Provide those with poor parking skills the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.

Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!

06.19.2009

Here are some of our favorite neighbors and the wonderful experiences we've not had the pleasure to be a part of.

Men of Other Integrities

02.18.2009

You can enjoy the exact same self-appreciation for mediocrity, but you don't have to be married to enjoy it.

Meet Your YouTube Commenters

02.03.2009

Now that your video has been featured on the main page, let's meet your YouTube commenters.

Teach Better Driving with Drive-By Road Rage Signs

05.11.2005

Help offending drivers take the guess work out of your vehicular discontent without having to brandish a firearm or baseball bat.

REUTERS/Lisa Miller

Bill O’Reilly Defends Himself: “I’m a ‘tits’ man.”

10.14.2004

Fox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.

MPAA Issues Licenses to Kill

06.19.2004

Soon, sneaky cinema-goers have to ask themselves a new question: Do they feel lucky?

Teen Isn’t “TKed” in Online Game for 8 Minutes

10.04.2003

Daryl was not team-killed for a record 8 minutes, something experts say is an amazingly rare feat.

Displaced Rainforest Animals Enjoy Basking in the Sun

10.04.2003

Less than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.

Samurai in September

09.11.2003

The noble samurai never gets a moment of rest. We salute their hard work by exposing the coolest movies in the genre.

CockBlocker™ Revolutionizes Online Dating

07.10.2003

CockBlocker™ cuts through the artifice, getting the real story on Mr. Right.

My New Robot Can’t Fucking Kill Anybody

06.20.2003

Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.

China Disney Celebrates Grand Opening

06.18.2003

Mass looting and riots erupted Tuesday in what Chinese officials call their most successful, and only, Western theme park opening ever.

Weekly World News Reporter Resigns Amid Scandal

06.07.2003

Another rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.

REUTERS

Iraqi Information Minister Has “Super Powers”

06.07.2003

Peacekeeping forces in Iraq may have to contend with an unlikely weapon of mass destruction.

Antonio Rosario

The 411 on Nigeria 419

10.21.2002

If you can't trust an alleged Nigerian government official, who can you trust?

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