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An average rando off the street who drunkenly wanders onto Mental Discharge from a social media link that's probably a decade old. Or a bot.
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Cry alone at night
The wise Mental Discharge user with a curious itch to scratch that resulted in the creation of an account. What adventures lie ahead?
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A Mental Discharge patron of taste and distinction who enjoys burning cash, doesn't shake hands, and only appreciates the finer things in life.
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