The constant badgering about how horrible I am for simply existing has finally made me change my ways.
The most prolific distributor of lies and propaganda on the entire planet says my inane takes are harmful.
Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his creative puppetry.
I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English. What has English done, you may ask, to merit such scorn and derision?
Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.
Corporations seem to think they need to hold my hand and tell me how to live when all I want to do is buy their crap.
I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.
Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of worthless politicians.
Ivermectin may only familiarize patients with aisle nine at Tractor Supply, but no kidney stone should be left unturned.
Terminator: Dark Fate's Dani Ramos is a taco-loving, quesadilla-crafting Latina who just so happens to possess an uncanny knack for escaping killer robots.
The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that once expertly challenged moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.
If you haven't gotten the message by now, covering your face with polypropylene from China is dumb.
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After a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.
Jennifer Lawrence and her fellow celebrities aren't the only victims of this devastating attack on privacy.
Go ahead and murder that guy. It's cool. Just don't say any mean things to him because it might hurt his feelings.
It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
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Poorly executed attempts at censorship that only serve to promote the continued ignorance of society.
If you suspect your best friend may be moonlighting his shit-thermos as a meat locker, there are several possible outcomes.
Hey, Rigas! That pitiful 6 a.m. perp walk from your New York high rise drove the Dow up 489 points.
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Another rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.
In just thirteen simple steps, you can get through that first, uncomfortable, pressuring week of college as the lowest of the food chain: a freshman.
NYC lawmakers held a press conference today to honor twelve brave police officers whose raid on an apartment complex caused the death of an elderly black woman.
Daryl was not team-killed for a record 8 minutes, something experts say is an amazingly rare feat.
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There's too much attention on saving ugly animals with no reasonable use to mankind.
