Corporations seem to think they need to hold my hand and tell me how to live when all I want to do is buy their crap.
Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of worthless politicians.
The constant badgering about how horrible I am for simply existing has finally made me change my ways.
Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.
After a long hiatus, a bout of lockdowns, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.
Our product engineers have painstakingly crafted a whole new series in our elongated line of famous jewelry for your jewels.
The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!
I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English. What has English done, you may ask, to merit such scorn and derision?
It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
Poorly executed attempts at censorship that only serve to promote the continued ignorance of society.
Here are some of our favorite neighbors and the wonderful experiences we've not had the pleasure to be a part of.
You can enjoy the exact same self-appreciation for mediocrity, but you don't have to be married to enjoy it.
On a night ordinarily scheduled for Bingo, your mother receives intense sexual bliss and steamy passion she has yearned for nearly a decade.
Less than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.
Mass looting and riots erupted Tuesday in what Chinese officials call their most successful, and only, Western theme park opening ever.
Another rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.
NYC lawmakers held a press conference today to honor twelve brave police officers whose raid on an apartment complex caused the death of an elderly black woman.
There's too much attention on saving ugly animals with no reasonable use to mankind.
In just thirteen simple steps, you can get through that first, uncomfortable, pressuring week of college as the lowest of the food chain: a freshman.
Hey, Rigas! That pitiful 6 a.m. perp walk from your New York high rise drove the Dow up 489 points.
If you suspect your best friend may be moonlighting his shit-thermos as a meat locker, there are several possible outcomes.
