Prestigious Forum Thread Banners |
By Steven Cleamer, November 23rd, 2010
Discussion forums have been the staple of online communities since the advent of the Internet. As the population of these communities has grown, various opinions and topics brought about the creation of the infamous "thread banner," depicting the thought of a discussion participant through powerful imagery instead of plain, boring text. The benefit of such imagery is to make a point with quick, brute force; its large, bold message inescapable.
The thread banner has often been used as an effective tool to end a discussion that has lost focus through idiocy or to put a forum member who is out of line in their place. Unfortunately, most banners are poorly designed, their creators taking minimal time to craft them. This is where Mental Discharge steps in, offering high-quality thread banners that exude prestige and demand respect. Still capable of smearing the common disgruntled, ignorant forum member, these quality thread banners do it in style. Nothing compliments your pirated copy of vBulletin better and members will think they've just been smacked in the face with a Macbook.
Mental Discharge offers 16 quality Prestigious Forum Thread Banners absolutely free. Want the entire collection? Scroll down to the bottom of the article. Just remember that we are not responsible for actions taken by forum administration as a result of classing up the place through these quality banners.
Select a thread banner.
Select the banner you want by clicking its corresponding image with your mouse. This act is performed by engaging impulses from your brain to your arm via the nervous system.
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Save the image to your computer.
Right mouse click and select Save As... to save the image to your computer. Upload the image to a public Web host to make it available for use. Don't bother linking it from here, because it won't work.
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Post your banner.
Post the appropriate image in a thread on a forum where its deemed necessary and revel in the pure ownage you just deployed.
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Proper Usage: Threads where unwanted opinions fly or moot points are consistently offered.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who have significantly more content in their signature than their posts.
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Proper Usage: Threads where hilarity was intended, but none was actually provided.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who post entirely in capital letters.
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Proper Usage: The entire thread and every post in it simply cannot be salvaged by any means.
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Proper Usage: A forum member who lost the battle long before it was even waged.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who still haven't gotten the memo that "lose" is not spelled with two O's.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who post their photographs and fail miserably at techniques such as HDR or depth of field.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who post the despair and sadness that is their life in an attempt to procure attention.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who can't grasp the concept of BBCode, despite the fact that clear, concise instructions on its use are provided.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who have somehow managed to diminish the community, but have not been stopped from continuing to do so.
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Proper Usage: Posts that make absolutely no sense, nor offer any insight into what the author is thinking, if anything.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who feel the need to use "Asian" smilies because they're hardcore into anime.
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Proper Usage: Threads with duplicate content that have already been previously posted several times.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who seem to have been active on the forum the entire time the Earth made a full orbit.
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Proper Usage: Forum members who relish in their stories of sexual conquest.
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Interested in the entire collection? Click here to download it.
| | Blanq
12.12.2010 11:42am
My favorites in this collection that I see all the time on forums: It's Spelled Lose!, Your fucking signature was so huge..., Emo Post, Have you gone outside today?, Repost, Utter Fail, and Caps Lock: Push This Key First.
And these are prestigious as all hell. I am going to spread the wealth.
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| | politics
12.09.2010 6:00am
Is it getting hot in here or is it these awesome forum banners? I think it's the latter.
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