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HUMANITY


Need it hauled away? Want it done slowly and expensively? Then you need to hire The World's Most Expensive Junk Removing Whiners.

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HUMANITY


No matter where you go, he'll be right behind you. Through all the trials and tribulations, he'll always have your back. When you're down in the dumps, he'll be there.

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HUMANITY


The sanctity you once cherished living with mom is over and you'll be forced to live with a cretin who abuses your groceries, dishes, and hygiene products.

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HUMANITY


There's something alluring and noble about the samurai. Maybe it's their cool in the face of danger and their immutable stoicism, their sly tricks against enemies and code of honor amongst friends, or maybe it's that big sword.

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HUMANITY


Researched from the finest minds and the fattest asses, learn the various inner workings of your own gaseous emanations of emmense proportions.

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