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Displaced Rainforest Animals Enjoy Basking in the Sun

10.04.2003

Less than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.

Samurai in September

09.11.2003

The noble samurai never gets a moment of rest. We salute their hard work by exposing the coolest movies in the genre.

CockBlocker™ Revolutionizes Online Dating

07.10.2003

CockBlocker™ cuts through the artifice, getting the real story on Mr. Right.

My New Robot Can’t Fucking Kill Anybody

06.20.2003

Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.

China Disney Celebrates Grand Opening

06.18.2003

Mass looting and riots erupted Tuesday in what Chinese officials call their most successful, and only, Western theme park opening ever.

Weekly World News Reporter Resigns Amid Scandal

06.07.2003

Another rising star of the journalistic community fell unexpectedly.

REUTERS

Iraqi Information Minister Has “Super Powers”

06.07.2003

Peacekeeping forces in Iraq may have to contend with an unlikely weapon of mass destruction.

Police Officers Slay Elderly Negro

06.07.2003

NYC lawmakers held a press conference today to honor twelve brave police officers whose raid on an apartment complex caused the death of an elderly black woman.

Greenpeace

Pave the Whales!

11.11.2002

There's too much attention on saving ugly animals with no reasonable use to mankind.

Fartistic Anatomies

10.21.2002

Learn the various inner workings of your own fanny beeps.

Antonio Rosario

The 411 on Nigeria 419

10.21.2002

If you can't trust an alleged Nigerian government official, who can you trust?

College Freshman Survival Guide

08.26.2002

In just thirteen simple steps, you can get through that first, uncomfortable, pressuring week of college as the lowest of the food chain: a freshman.

AP

Thanks for Nothing, Rigas!

08.21.2002

Hey, Rigas! That pitiful 6 a.m. perp walk from your New York high rise drove the Dow up 489 points.

Unsecured Insecurities

05.29.2002

A better understanding of Tom Ridge's rainbow terrorism rating game.

Is Your Buddy a Homo?

03.31.2002

If you suspect your best friend may be moonlighting his shit-thermos as a meat locker, there are several possible outcomes.

The Official Guide to IRC L4m0rs

03.31.2002

Strap on your lame-proof goggles and prepare to dive into the Mental Discharge l4m0rdex.

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