Men of Other Integrities
By Steven Cleamer
- 02.18.2009
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Men of integrity are men who are wholesome, absolute, and consistent. They are strong men, men of respect, and men of principle. They are men who command through example. But they don't speak with words. They make you read them. Men of integrity express themselves through adhesive labels affixed to the ass end of their cars. Thanks to organizations such as Promise Keepers, it has been possible for men of integrity to communicate their spousal commitment.
The torch has been passed to Mental Discharge to create the next generation of men of integrity through adhesive labels for men of other integrities. You can enjoy the exact same self-appreciation for mediocrity, but you don't have to be married to enjoy it.
![I love my wife.](/materials/content/10069/andimalsoadouche.jpg)
![I don't rape people.](/materials/content/10069/dontrape.jpg)
![I close the bathroom door when I take a shit.](/materials/content/10069/takeashit.jpg)
![My stupid kids aren't allowed to run around Red Robin™ while we're eating.](/materials/content/10069/redrobin.jpg)
![I moved out of my parents' house when I was 18.](/materials/content/10069/movedout.jpg)
![I shower daily.](/materials/content/10069/showerdaily.jpg)
![I chew food with my mouth closed.](/materials/content/10069/chewfood.jpg)
![I wear condoms when I fuck strangers.](/materials/content/10069/wearcondoms.jpg)
![I aborted my unwanted pregnancy.](/materials/content/10069/hadabortion.jpg)
![I wave my farts to increase potency!](/materials/content/10069/wavefarts.jpg)
![When my dog barks a lot, I smack the shit out of it.](/materials/content/10069/smackdog.jpg)
![I learned to drive stick before buying this vehicle!](/materials/content/10069/drivestick.jpg)