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sex

I’ve Got a Yearning Sensation

If I could make a cereal out of crushed red peppers and Tabasco milk that didn't turn my colon into an ulcer, I would.
sex

Kawk Rings by Tad 2

Our newest batch of rooster rings ensure quality enhancement to help keep you on top!
sex

Kawk Rings by Tad

The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!
culture

I Literally Just Broke Up With English

I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English.
sex

Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People

It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
culture

Parking Lesson Leaflets

Provide those with poor parking skills the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.
culture

Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!

To commemorate their eternal inconsideration and ineptitude to consequence, we salute our shitty neighbors.
culture

Men of Other Integrities

Your bumper sticker tells me how you feel about your wife. Impressive. But what else can you do?
technology

Meet Your YouTube Commenters

Now that your video has been featured on the main page, let's meet your YouTube commenters.
culture

Poor Service Restaurant Tip Cards

Poor service? Forget leaving a cash tip. Simply leave one of these "tips" instead.
culture

15 Assholes Who Shouldn’t Be Driving

A compilation of assholes who should not have been issued a driver's license.
culture

Drive-By Road Rage Signs

Help offending drivers take the guess work out of your vehicular discontentment.
entertainment

Bill O’Reilly: “I’m a ‘tits’ man.”

Fox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.
entertainment

MPAA Issues Licenses to Kill

Soon, sneaky cinema-goers have to ask themselves a new question: Do they feel lucky?
culture

Displaced Rainforest Animals Enjoy Basking in the Sun

Less than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.
entertainment

Teen Isn’t “TKed” in Online Game for 8 Minutes

Daryl was not team-killed for a record 8 minutes, something experts say is an amazingly rare feat.
entertainment

Samurai in September

There's something alluring and noble about the samurai.
sex

CockBlocker™ Revolutionizes Online Dating

CockBlocker™ cuts through the artifice, getting the real story on Mr. Right.
technology

My New Robot Can’t Fucking Kill Anybody

Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.
culture

China Disney Celebrates Grand Opening

China opens its most successful, and only, Western theme park.
politics

Iraqi Information Minister Has “Super Powers”

Peacekeeping forces in Iraq may have to contend with an unlikely weapon of mass destruction.