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Kawk Rings by Tad 2
Our newest batch of rooster rings ensure quality enhancement to help keep you on top!
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Kawk Rings by Tad
The quality, performance, and longevity of our rooster rings can't be beat!
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culture
I Literally Just Broke Up With English
I'm comfortable saying that I figuratively just broke up with English.
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sex
Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People
It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
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technology
Prestigious Forum Thread Banners
Smear the common disgruntled, ignorant forum member in style.
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culture
Parking Lesson Leaflets
Provide poor parking-skilled drivers with the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.
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culture
Howdy There, Shitty Neighbor!
To commemorate their eternal inconsideration and ineptitude to consequence, we salute our shitty neighbors.
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culture
Men of Other Integrities
Your bumper sticker tells me how you feel about your wife. Impressive. But what else can you do?
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technology
Meet Your YouTube Commenters
Now that your video has been featured on the main page, let's meet your YouTube commenters.
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culture
Poor Service Restaurant Tip Cards
Poor service? Forget leaving a cash tip. Simply leave one of these "tips" instead.
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culture
15 Assholes Who Shouldn't Be Driving
A compilation of assholes who should not have been issued a driver's license.
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Drive-By Road Rage Signs
Help offending drivers take the guess work out of your vehicular discontentment.
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entertainment
Bill O'Reilly: "I'm a 'tits' man."
Fox News's Bill O'Reilly fires back at sexual harassment allegations at a press conference.
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entertainment
MPAA Issues Licenses to Kill
Soon, sneaky cinema-goers have to ask themselves a new question: Do they feel lucky?
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culture
"Loser" Changed to "Looser" in Dictionary
Expect to see the often misspelled version of "Loser" to appear in the next edition of the dictionary.
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sex
I Had Your Mom Last Night
On a night ordinarily scheduled for Bingo, your mother receives intense sexual bliss and steamy passion she has yearned for nearly a decade.
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entertainment
Hussein Won't Star in Hot Shots III
Due to attendance and scheduling problems, the former Iraqi dictator will not reprise his previous role in the upcoming Charlie Sheen action spoof.
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technology
Gays Offended by Computer Term RAM
Angry homosexual John Styler takes offense to the abbreviated memory term used in computer systems.
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entertainment
Teen Isn't "TKed" in Online Game for 8 Minutes
Daryl was not team-killed for a record 8 minutes, something experts say is an amazingly rare feat.
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entertainment
Samurai in September
There's something alluring and noble about the samurai.
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sex
CockBlocker™ Revolutionizes Online Dating
CockBlocker™ cuts through the artifice, getting the real story on Mr. Right.
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culture
Displaced Rainforest Animals Enjoy Basking in the Sun
Less than a century ago, exotic plants and animals struggled for survival in dense rainforests. Now, scientists can learn so much from creatures once off-limits to the world.
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technology
My New Robot Can't Fucking Kill Anybody
Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.
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China Disney Celebrates Grand Opening
China opens its most successful, and only, Western theme park.